blank's definitions

sideways

An object/ situation/ person/ whatever that is downright insane, and or ludacris. Crazy.

"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."

by blank April 23, 2003

cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.

Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.

by blank June 9, 2003

Crab Battle

An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.

Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."

Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."

Brian: "Stop saying that!"

by Blank September 28, 2005

cephalapod

Also known as snailius stenchus, this small brown animal roams around eating only its own feces.

The cephalapod was feasting when we first saw it.

by blank October 20, 2004

prude

girl or guy who wont do anything sexually or PDA related

allie hawes is a prude bitch

by blank May 13, 2005

Penizzle

The ganster term for penis

Suck my penizzle biotch!

by blank February 21, 2004

jerk

A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything.

"Dammit, Dan, you jerk. You say jerk so much that you are supersaturating it into everyday vocabulary so that it will soon lose all meaning."

by blank May 11, 2003