a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings.
the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod.
the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally fugly
yankee games are also boring to watch.
Person #1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia?
Person #2: No way! What is it?
Person #1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game!
Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports.
Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good!
Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down!
Yankee fan: OMG! ::cries:: I got owned!
Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek?
Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately.......
Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary?
Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball!
Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary?
Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer! I'm in this for the riches, yo!