blah's definitions

metal gear

A nuclear equipped walking battle tank. Metal Gear Rex was held by the army, with legendary technology. The US marines later made use of Metal Gear Ray, which was amphibious, unlike the army's Rex. Metal Gear Arsenal was disguised as a rig in the middle of a lotta water. It was revealed to be more than just a weapon, containing nearly every piece of valuable information to the US government. It wasn't just a weapon, but the core of the country. It was guarded by a bunch of Rays. I don't know where the story goes from there, as I have not gotten Metal Gear Solid 3 yet.

Wow. It's a cool name that has been re-used for projects of killing machines and databases for the US government.

by blah December 26, 2004

defect

the koolest guy on eartth and ownz everyone on ize irc :) especially snuffkin.

omg i wish i was a defect!!!

by blah February 4, 2005

evo

some "rally" car with unbearable turbo lag. usually comes with 4 wheels and made to run on "dirt". Well equiped to handle road conditions when you suddenly find yourself out of ROAD. Do not fear potential drivers! If you happen to be so incompetent as to drive you fucking car off the damn road, this evo will be perfectly suitable for your driving needs. If you happen to be a normal driver, buy yourself a honda and stay on the fucking road.

BEST BACKED CAR ON THE ROAD BITCHES! THIS WILL RUN OVER MOFOS

"My evo own camero bitches on the drag strip. Eat my dust NASCAR!"

by blah January 1, 2005

roofies

a drug usually slipped in drinks at parties, called the "date-rape drug" because it makes u all fucked up so the dude that slipped it in can rape u n shit

"I slipped a roofie in that bitch's drink and fucked her all night long"

by blah October 27, 2004

superkallafrajilisticexpeealadocious

Some wierd ass word made up by a crazy nanny who was looking after some children. FBI investigators are searching for her now under criminal charges of trying to drive these poor children insane.

"SUPERKALLAFRAJILISTICEXPEEALADOCIOUS!!!"
"No!! AAAAAAAAAAH!! MY BRAIN!!"

by blah December 28, 2004

etay

a jewish kid, (e-tai)
his dad must sell cars

the kid that was on punk'd season 2 episode #203..download it on kazaa

by blah August 28, 2004

laver bread

Pronounced "Larver", laver is an edible seaweed commonly found on the south west coast of Wales (around Swansea). Laver has to be prepared at great length by washing many times, and boiled for up to 5 hours and drained to form a gelatinous puree. It is mixed with fine oatmeal, formed into small cakes and fried in fat. If you are after a traditional authentic flavour serve it with some vegan bacon.

Of course, in olden times, and even now in the countryside, there was a hot cooking "range" constantly available, so extended cooking times for things like laver were no problem. Nowadays it is less convenient (but you could try using a pressure cooker or microwave)

I have no idea why it is called "bread"!

imma go buy LAVER BREAD!

by blah May 13, 2005