Definitions by bitch nigger 27

cocking the spangbutt 

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole

Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

cocking the spangbutt by bitch nigger 27 June 7, 2018

flamadiddle 

To shit on your partners chest and bounce your penis on the shit, creating a flam like sound

After the meal i had to shit real bad, but she said "it's ok, we can flamadiddle all night long"

flamadiddle by bitch nigger 27 November 8, 2013