cocking the spangbutt

This is a sexual act where you first spank an ass so hard a bright red handprint shows up. Then you wack your flaccid penis on the handprint until erect and immediately ram it directly into the receivers asshole

Bro, I was cocking the spangbutt all night last night

by bitch nigger 27 June 07, 2018

flamadiddle

To shit on your partners chest and bounce your penis on the shit, creating a flam like sound

After the meal i had to shit real bad, but she said "it's ok, we can flamadiddle all night long"

by bitch nigger 27 November 08, 2013