Spaghetto

Spaghetto is the singular form of spaghetti. No, I'm serious, Google it. This also means that "several spaghetti" is grammatically correct, no matter how much you don't want it to be.
Guy 1: You know those scenes in romantic movies where the "spaghetti" is actually one long spaghetto, an-
Guy 2: Di-Did you just say "spaghetto?" I don't think that's a word.
Guy 1: It is according to Wiktionary.
𝘎𝘶𝘺 2 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘱
Guy 2: What the fu-
by bit125 November 18, 2020
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Krankenhaus

Funny sounding German word for hospital
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Funky Kong

Guy 1: Just got my ass beat by a Funky Kong.
Guy 2: Ok but what's new?
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Kirby

Video game character made by Masahiro Sakurai at Nintendo that defeats his enemies by succing
Other smash bros fighter: *chilling*
Kirby: *S U C C*
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whomst'dn't've

The opposite of whomst'd've, no one talks about it for some reason.
Teacher: Whomst'dn't've is the opposite of whomst'd've
Student: ok but how the fuck do i file my taxes
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wryipsfhkzcbm

Woah there, did you just type in "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" but remove every other letter starting at q? How could you! These letters deserve to DIE! qetuoadgjlxvn are WAY better letters!

What, did you expect another definition about being bored at school or whatever-the-fuck? No. Those are overused. We need to talk about the real issues at play here. Like this half of the alphabet! Why does it EXIST!? No one likes them, we only use them because we have to, and all in all we'd have a much better society if we rebuilt it without using these.

Oh, and don't actually click the link to qetuoadgjlxvn, because at the time of writing this, the top definition is someone actually DEFENDING these letters! I mean, fucking hell! How could they!? They even spelled it wrong! How does that even happen!? Insane, I tell you.

In conclusion, typing this half of the keyboard was a mistake, and don't ever make it again.
Russel: Hey Jerry! How's it going?
Jerry: Oh nothing, I'm just typing in "wryipsfhkzcbm" because some guy on the internet gets triggered when you do.
Russel: Wow, that guy must have absolutely no life whatsoever
Jerry: I know, right?
by bit125 September 25, 2022
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