Definitions by binge drinker to the max

crack the corner 

not being able to find a restroom while drinking and driving,so one looks for a dumpster bin,alley or back of a building and urinates in the crack of a corner.

I was driving around drinking and couldn't find a restroom so i had to crack the corner.

crack the corner by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011

fumble fisted 

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

fumble fisted by binge drinker to the max May 28, 2011