fumble fisted

a person that it is not very cooridinated with their hands.

my friend is so fumble fisted that he cant even lace his shoes.

by binge drinker to the max May 04, 2011

crack the corner

not being able to find a restroom while drinking and driving,so one looks for a dumpster bin,alley or back of a building and urinates in the crack of a corner.

I was driving around drinking and couldn't find a restroom so i had to crack the corner.

by binge drinker to the max May 04, 2011