2 definitions by billy bobcat
A Jessie is a type of person who is cooler than you.
A Jessie is always a bitch, so don’t mess with her. She loves men who are older than 50 and is a romance lover... NOT. she hates being shut up by kisses and hates cuddling, except if it’s her 50 man, not her father.
A Jessie is an amazing singer and an amazing story teller. ask her to sing you a song, welcome to America got talent. most Jessies are born in July, or another cool month.
Most jessie’s will steal your dad, and make him fall in love then leave him, their a bitch like that. you might have a good thing with her, or a bad thing. never mess with the Jess!
A Jessie is always a bitch, so don’t mess with her. She loves men who are older than 50 and is a romance lover... NOT. she hates being shut up by kisses and hates cuddling, except if it’s her 50 man, not her father.
A Jessie is an amazing singer and an amazing story teller. ask her to sing you a song, welcome to America got talent. most Jessies are born in July, or another cool month.
Most jessie’s will steal your dad, and make him fall in love then leave him, their a bitch like that. you might have a good thing with her, or a bad thing. never mess with the Jess!
Hugh: i’m gonna go see that girl tonight! She’s a real Jessie!
Me: Oh yeah! Good luck, don’t tell your wife.
Me: Oh yeah! Good luck, don’t tell your wife.
by billy bobcat January 20, 2019