big man matt's definitions

Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

by big man matt February 5, 2007

Titanic

A very large penis. A term only used by women.

guy: It's not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean
women: WHAT!?!? Damn, size of the boat? I want the fucking titanic!

by big man matt February 5, 2007