Rack Monster

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In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.

"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."

Rack Monster by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009

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rack monster

A woman with exceedingly large breasts.

Anna Nicole Smith will always be my favorite Playboy rack monster.

rack monster by Mark Firestone December 30, 2008

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rockmonster

A really bad crackwhore!

"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."

rockmonster by White foolio March 29, 2004

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Mr. RockMonster

A cool rockmonster

Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock

Mr. RockMonster by Mr. RockMonster July 4, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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