Definitions by biafra j
everyone's mate
A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
everyone's mate by Biafra J July 11, 2004
To have a threshold like a UN debate
To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
To have a threshold like a UN debate by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Wannabe G
the black guys at school who think that just because they're black means that they're gangstas. annoy everyone, either black or white. usually listen to tupac and wear chains. go on about their "Crew" and who they shagged last night.
What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
Guy 1.Hey man whats up? Just went down to Gizzies, grabbed some munchies and got cheesered out of me tits on skunk...
Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!
Guy 1.How?
Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.
Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?
Guy 2.(walks away)
Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!
Guy 1.How?
Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.
Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?
Guy 2.(walks away)
Porn Matrix
The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Porn Matrix by Biafra J July 11, 2004