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Definitions by biafra j

Shitelights

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.
Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.
Shitelights by Biafra J July 12, 2004

The Matrix Trilogy 

A brilliant trilogy, mind how i say it as a trilogy.

First one was undoubtably amazing

Second was just as good, but you didnt feel the same towards it. Great Car Chase.

Third one was strange, because it didnt really answer all the questions it was supposed to. Still good though.
Guy 1.The Matrix Trilogy was wicked, werent it?

Guy 2.Trilogy? I didnt like the other two.

Guy 1.Na, but the whole thing was beezer, ripping it up, unleashing de java!!

Guy 2.Why do you talk like that?

Guy 1.....I have problems, ok?
The Matrix Trilogy by Biafra J July 12, 2004

On-fight 

When chatting online to a group of people, never tell them your nationality unless you want an an online fight.

Youll soon be bombarded by a bunch of mostly english twats who call you scum if youre scottish, thick if yuore irish, or just wankers if your welsh.

If you want to get rid of them, challenge them and ask where they live.

They'll soon shit themselves and leave.
On Computer

Twats. FUCK OFF YOU SCOTTISH BASTARDS

SB.Shit, its an Online Fight-on here.
On-fight by Biafra J July 12, 2004

virgin lips 

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.
Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
virgin lips by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Calling in the reserves 

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.
Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

To wake up 

When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.
Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?

Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.
To wake up by Biafra J July 11, 2004