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Definitions by biafra j

Tube Air 

That lovely warm, air that shoots down the metro hall while waiting for a train. one of the warmest feelings a briton can get.

Supposedly bad for you. The again so's everything compared to The Herald.
"Och aye, ye cant beat a bit of best"
Tube Air by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Ultimate Scandal 

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go
have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.
Ultimate Scandal by Biafra J July 13, 2004
The guys on trains who deliberately show off their new Vodafone Camera DX phones and talk about how much money they're going to make on it.

Annoying, obnoxious, career students mostly.
Guy 1.Check the guy playing with his tones over there.

Guy 2.Christ, what a prat.
Prat by Biafra J July 12, 2004

career student 

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.
guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.
career student by Biafra J July 12, 2004

MSN name 

usually people will think that their name will somehow show the type of person they are, and it shos if people will want to talk to them.

Thats bollocks.

I know people with names 1oo words long, such as bob dylan songs or whatever, and i still dont talk to the fucking prats.
guy 1.Who the hells "Jaks at the disco, and wants to dance with you all night with oomph oomph music blaring through my drums"

Guy 2. thats jack.

Guy 1.why the hells his MSN names so big.

Guy 2.Cause hes a ponce.

Guy 1.True true.
MSN name by Biafra J July 12, 2004
Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.

Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!

Bollocks.

if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?

Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.

yank.Is that a siren?
faslane by Biafra J July 12, 2004

Heavy Shag 

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
Heavy Shag by Biafra J July 12, 2004