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Smartical

Adj- a word use to give an intellectual compliment to one or many groups of people or things.

Kevin is a real Smartical person when it come to giving facts to the children.

by Bert and Ernie January 11, 2017

conching

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.

by bert and ernie July 25, 2006