tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

butface

a more esoteric word for
"butterface" used in instances where the object of ridicule is within ear shot

defined as a chick who has a bangin body, but a particularly ugly face. basically, she is hot everywhere BUT her FACE.

jose contreras: damn, check out the ass on that bonita, ese!
bruce lee: naw brotha, look at her face, its all infected and shit. she a butface.

by benny b from the bronx October 18, 2004

overpair

In poker, a pocket pair above the common cards in the middle. For example, if the flop is J-6-2, then pocket queens would be an overpair.

Jose Contreras: Dikembe Mutombo seems to always have an overpair when I play with him...
Bruce Lee: You're just bitter because he always takes you for thousands of bucks... he's an amazing player, give him his due.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

ante

Amount of money or chips that each player puts into the pot before the cards are dealt.

Bruce Lee: How much is the ante for this game?
Jose Contreras: 100 bucks or your left testicle... your choice.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

fugly bus

the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink.

Jose Contreras: Wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from?
Bruce Lee: I assume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago.
Jose Contreras: Shit... well, fuck it.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

backdoor

Catching two cards in a row to make a particular hand.

Bruce Lee: Mr. T made the backdoor flush and won 3 million dollars.
Jose Contreras: He was probably pitying his opponents harder than he's ever pitied anyone before.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

ladies

In poker, a pair of queens.

Jose Contreras: I had the ladies, but Ghostface Killah had the American Airlines, so I lost 50 bucks.
Bruce Lee: I wipe my ass with 50 bucks.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005