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Combat Giraffe

1. an awkwardly tall girl who is also quite skinny, at times frighteningly so
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
Bruce Lee: Becky looks terrifying today... I had nightmares about her last night.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004
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blackout brigade

n. a group of heavy drinkers
Jose Contreras: Looks like the blackout brigade just walked in
Bruce Lee: Please! I could outdrink that whole group of p*ssyf*cks!!
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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advertise

In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

born in Louisville, Kentucky on July 18, 1937.
Also known as "Raoul Duke" or "Dr. Gonzo", Thompson originated as a sports journalist for numerous publications. He went on to work for Rolling Stone during the late 60s and 70s. He has also published several very popular and critically acclaimed books, including "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas" which was turned into a film by Terry Gilliam in 1998, starring Johnny Depp as Thompson himself and Benicio Del Toro as well. He has been known to stretch the truth at times, usually the result of self-proclaimed usage of heroic amounts of hardcore drugs. Many critics dismiss his unusual style due to his mixture of fact with fiction at times, but he is widely considered a literary genius and an icon of outspoken, unapologetic social commentary.

here is an example of his writing from "Fear & Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72"...

"There are only two ways to make it in big-time politics today: One is to come on like a mean dinosaur, with a high-powered machine that scares the shit out of your entrenched opposition (like Daley or Nixon) . . . and the other is to tap the massive, frustrated energies of a mainly young, disillusioned electorate that has long since abandoned the idea that we all have a DUTY to vote. This is like being told you have a DUTY to buy a new car, but you have to choose immediately between a Ford and a Chevy."
Jose Contreras: I think that Hunter S. Thompson's writing suffered as a result of his drug use.
Bruce Lee: you pig motherfucking little boy felcher! Thompson's writing is much more interesting when the affect of drugs is apparent.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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backdoor

Catching two cards in a row to make a particular hand.
Bruce Lee: Mr. T made the backdoor flush and won 3 million dollars.
Jose Contreras: He was probably pitying his opponents harder than he's ever pitied anyone before.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
mugGet the backdoormug.

ladies

Jose Contreras: I had the ladies, but Ghostface Killah had the American Airlines, so I lost 50 bucks.
Bruce Lee: I wipe my ass with 50 bucks.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
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Bug Zapper

Necessities: cheap beer, night time, a bug zapper
An exceptionally primitive yet glorious drinking game. Ideal in rural areas (more bugs) depending on how much you value your liver.
Quite simply, each time the device kills a bug, indicated by an easily noticeable zapping sound, you drink. Meatheads tend to appreciate the beauty of this game more so than the general population.
An excellent game for alcoholics looking to keep it simple.
Jose Contreras: Beer pong is so much better than flip cup.
Bruce Lee: Who gives a shit? Both pale in comparison to the epic sport of Bug Zapper.
by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007
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