Definitions by benny b from the bronx

barlot 

n. a woman who can walk into a bar completely broke and get completely drunk

Jose Contreras: Jesus, that dress is tight... and she doesn't have a purse! What the hell is she doing in a bar?
Bruce Lee: Taking advantage of desperate males, she's a barlot you idiot

barlot by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

bayonette the wounded 

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party

Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded

bayonette the wounded by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

beer queer 

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

beer queer by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

blackout brigade 

n. a group of heavy drinkers

Jose Contreras: Looks like the blackout brigade just walked in
Bruce Lee: Please! I could outdrink that whole group of p*ssyf*cks!!

blackout brigade by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

bungle-shot

n. a type of shot likely to come back up

Jose Contreras: slurring One more!! Gimme wonnnnn more!!!!
Bruce Lee: I'm not giving you a damn bungle-shot, what's the point??

bungle-shot by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

flaidreich 

An extreme psedo-Germanic variant of the English name Frederick, only to be <i>uttered<i> in the most intense of circumstances.
Originated by Johan Ludwig.
A still more extreme variant is "fleudenstraident," which can only be used in life threatening situations.

Bruce Lee: hey man, frederick couples just slammed that ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts.
jose contreras: Correction! Flaidreeeeeeeeeeeeeich Couples slammed the ball 2000 yards into some old guys nuts!

flaidreich by benny b from the bronx April 10, 2005

tremor punch 

an extremely dangerous, potentially fatal punch to the torso area (especially the kidney region) where one twists his fist violently on impact thus causing great discomfort and suffering on the receiving end
"men" such as woo are particularly susceptible to tremor punches and could die on impact... so use caution
this term was originated by Drew M (known by some as John Belushi) and was first tested on the biggest oaf on the planet, woo

Bruce Lee: If I were to tremor punch you at this moment, you would be hospitalized at best.
Jose Contreras: I know... so please dont.

tremor punch by benny b from the bronx February 26, 2005