7 definitions by belial 7809
Getting Drunk and picking up fat chicks cause its a easier and a much faster process than trying to pick up a hot girl with higher self esteem when you are hammered and horny. Plus there is almost always food in the fridge for in the morning at a fat chicks house. Also Fat chicks don't get picked up as often so they are a lot more apreciative and less likely to have an STD.
by belial 7809 December 28, 2009
Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
by belial 7809 December 28, 2009
Man I caught the priest pounding little billy in his mangina in the rectory. I really want some vagina but I can make due with some mangina in a pinch
by belial 7809 December 28, 2009
Getting drunk and said drunk is usually all fired up and boisterious all the way up to cocky and feeling froggy. Sometimes getting Schwilly is used to describe to process of Schwilling on a bottle.
"Man I heard you got arrested the other night" "Yeah I got all fucking schwilly and swung on the bouncer" Or when a friend shows up with a bottle of booze and says " hey lets get schwilly"
by belial 7809 December 28, 2009
Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
Dude got in my face so I puddled out his ass.
I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.
I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.
What usually follows being schwilly.
I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.
I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.
What usually follows being schwilly.
by belial 7809 March 7, 2009
by belial 7809 December 28, 2009
by belial 7809 December 28, 2009