phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Windows 2000

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.

Mmm... Win2000.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

witness

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

Gravity

An item on Homer Simpson's revenge list.

"Lousy gravity..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 01, 2003

Strong Bad

"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"

"How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003