Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

colon 

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

colon by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

flame war 

A battle, fight, arguement, bitch-fest etc. based on the internet in a forum or message-board and sometimes in an IM Convo. It will usually be started by an angry little dirt-child who thinks the 'opponent' has done something against his or her authoritory. Some flame-wars are started intentionally to see who can spurt the best insult. Some cheaters will use images as arguments, but some images are very convincing in arguements, such as images that bring any if the following slogans over:

"And how."
"STFU Newbie!"
"Where is the funny?"

Any image with these slogans or slogans relating to the forementioned goes good with an image that relates to the image.

Anyhoo, some people devote a forum from their message-board on intentional flame-wars just for fun. But just because it is for fun doesn't make it a total piss-up. The rage felt in flame-wars are genrally believable and occasionally hilarious.

The word 'flame war' originates from 'flame,' the name for an insult thrown in a message-board or IM Convo. To be 'flamed' is to be insulted. A flame war is full of flaming.

flame war by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

nose-job 

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

nose-job by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

rusty sword 

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

rusty sword by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

curried slop

Orangey egg-like substance found plopping from a woman's vagina. Not to be mistaken with curried egg.

Also see cunt slop

That curried slop tasted HORRIBLE. Women should be banned from Parliament House.

curried slop by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

ROFLMCLAO 

The idiot versian of saying 'Ha. Ha. How very amusing.'

<bastard#1> This chatroom is gay
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO
<bastard#1> Shut the fuck up, ballhair, go fuck your other 'net-whores.
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO!!111
<bastard#1> Hoy...

ROFLMCLAO by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

net whore 

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore

Need I say more?

net whore by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003