bastardized bottomburp's definitions

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

hated

What I am. And that's the way I like it. The wise words of Eminem, I quote:

"I only cuss to make your mom upset!"

I am the most hated motherfucker on Earth. You think I give a fuck?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Tits

Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

pens

badly spelt and pronounced penis

I write with pens

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Homsar

Probably Homestar's brother or relative, with his underbite, body-shape and name-resemblance. Owns a transforming hat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

fixedsys

The god of all fonts, the Notepad default font and my font for MSN Messenger. Brother of the terminal font.

Windows system fonts will own you all.

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

man

1) Male
2) General term for humans (See Mankind)
3) Exclamation of disbelief.

1) That man over there rode in my motor vehicle
2) God created Man, Man created DOOM.
3) Aww, man! What a clusterfuck!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003