monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 31, 2003

rectum

The owner of a rectory

J00 ist ein rectoryx0r

by bastardized bottomburp June 03, 2003

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003