bastardized bottomburp's definitions

enjo

An annoying brand of cleaning utensils with their catchy jingle of ear-straining madness.

Enjo, Enjo, Enjo! A cleaning we will go!

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

wank biscuit

Limp Bizkit

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

shit brick

A rectangular prism consisting of hardened, moulded faeces/feces/turd which can be used as a tool of assasination by dropping it on someone's head from a 2nd storey window.

I dropped a shit brick on JFK's head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

-.-

Tiredsome Animé emoticon.

<AzNcHiQQa> -.- u tire meh
<Killbot000> You look like someone kissing someones ass with their eyes closed.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 31, 2003

shitty

Of or relating to shit.

"XBox is shit."
"I need to take a big shit."
"You got some shit on your lip."
"This is so damn shit."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003