bartyjoe from the land of sand's definitions

Porkicide

Killer Sex

Last night I performed the ancient art of porkicide on my girlfriend and boy do I feel good.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand September 24, 2009

Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011

DumbAssTroDomus

Someone that predicts stupid things

Bitchy is a DumbAssTroDomus since he constantly predicts the Raiders will win

by bartyjoe from the land of sand October 31, 2009

Vagina House

The vagina house is the holy trinity of a women's thighs, ass and hips. It is the place that the vagina lives!

That girl has an excellent vagina house. I'm going to try to move in to spend the summer.

by bartyjoe from the land of sand July 4, 2010