Definitions by bartyjoe from the land of sand

Elder Douche 

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.

Elder Douche by bartyjoe from the land of sand April 3, 2011

Vagina House 

The vagina house is the holy trinity of a women's thighs, ass and hips. It is the place that the vagina lives!

That girl has an excellent vagina house. I'm going to try to move in to spend the summer.

Vagina House by bartyjoe from the land of sand July 4, 2010

DumbAssTroDomus 

Someone that predicts stupid things

Bitchy is a DumbAssTroDomus since he constantly predicts the Raiders will win

DumbAssTroDomus by bartyjoe from the land of sand October 31, 2009

Porkicide 

Killer Sex

Last night I performed the ancient art of porkicide on my girlfriend and boy do I feel good.

Porkicide by bartyjoe from the land of sand September 24, 2009