Definitions by barry Smith

sparks 

An unusual word in the sense it is only used in its plural form.
A complimentary term for gifted individuals of exceedingly high intelligence, usually in the creative arts.
Original derivation from critically acclaimed genius pop duo Sparks - brothers Ron and Russel Mael - who were at the forefront of glam rock, synth pop, dance pop and Britpop. They now make uncategorisable music. However, they were less famous for making brilliant music than Ron's Hitler moustache.

"Look at that couple of bright sparks, they're totally deck!"

sparks by barry Smith May 15, 2006

Network Hitler 

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company.

"Oooooooooooohhhh, that network Hitler!"

Network Hitler by barry Smith May 15, 2006

monkeybumface 

cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.

"coochy-coochy-coo!
Are you my little monkeybumface?
Yes you are!"

monkeybumface by barry Smith May 15, 2006

low res

An individual who is not very well defined, a little rough around the edges and usually not very bright. A stranger to symmetry. Or "low resolution".

"That Sebastian from work, he's a sweet guy but he's so low res you can't tell if he's coming or going. And nor can he."

low res by barry Smith May 11, 2006

baronimous

Derived from the tribal leader of the celtic Baronimi. A leader or hero amongst barbarians.

"Those lads are a right bunch of thugs, but the one in the blue shirt, he's a real baronimous."

baronimous by barry Smith May 11, 2006

high res 

A well defined human being. Probably of high intelligence.

"He was pretty high res for someone from that far north"

high res by barry Smith May 11, 2006