barney's definitions

toilet perfectionist

Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet

You are such a toilet perfectionist

by Barney July 7, 2016

prison

any secondary or high school

fitz, jm, larks

by Barney March 9, 2004

Shart

To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell

Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell

Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts

Anna: ew...

by barney September 26, 2023

fog

related to fob but directed at puns hindus and other brown people. literally means "Fresh off the Goat".

"EW! Look at that fog with all that curry!"

by barney December 12, 2004

Six pack

6 cans or bottles - usually beer or soda.

see also sixer

I started out the night by drinking a six pack.

by Barney March 15, 2004

Biffa

A commonly used insult from a man to an extremely ugly/unatractive girl.

Mostly used on drunken nights out!

"Oh my god, that girl is an absolute biffa!"

by Barney September 29, 2003

HR30 Skyline

Nissan Skyline HR30 GT Turbo, with the L20ET engine made history to be the worst Nissan ever produced.

Bob: "Every time it comes on boost i can hear marbles rattling in the motor!"
Mechanic: "That's the L20 Ping!"

by Barney March 6, 2003