Definitions by barber of seville

damp fantasy 

More polite version of "wet dream".

Woke up to find I'd had a damp fantasy.

damp fantasy by barber of seville May 24, 2019

skroo ewe 

An insult. When pronounced, it sounds like "screw you".

Your post is insulting. skroo ewe!

skroo ewe by barber of seville May 24, 2019

in the dumper 

In the toilet. Down the tube.

Our chances of winning are in the dumper.

in the dumper by barber of seville May 24, 2019

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

he would fuck up a wet dream by barber of seville May 9, 2019

shoebox funeral 

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

shoebox funeral by barber of seville April 12, 2019

piss and punk 

Marine Corps jargon for bread and water -- food and drink served in the Brig.

That screw-up is getting piss and punk in the brig.

piss and punk by barber of seville June 24, 2018

horsed the duck 

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

horsed the duck by barber of seville January 19, 2018