Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
by bandanasarerad January 17, 2007

To be hit in the face with a water bottle,as made poular by Panic! At The Disco frontman Brendon Urie at the 2006 Reading and Leeds Festival. Often has hilarious effects.
"That motherfucker stole my bitch,I'm gonna Bredon Urie him!"~Throws water bottle~"Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!"
An example of beeing Brendon Urie'd
An example of beeing Brendon Urie'd
by bandanasarerad September 04, 2006
