Jaclynne

A very rare girl. She is the cutest person you will ever meet. Most easily characterized by seeming very short. Regardless of her actuals height, she gives off so much short person energy that she may be often considered similar in height to a goose, gnome, or goblin. A Jaclynne likes to make wired noises when she is happy or giddy, which include animal noises, noises reminiscent to minecraft villagers, cackling like a witch, and so on. She is very susceptible to conformity, propaganda, and manipulation. Jaclynne sleeps much more than your average human, will get upset if you tease her, and usually has a multitude of cute little hobbies that involve arts and crafts. She is bad at making friends, worse at keeping them, and likely needs to be taught things that most ordinary humans learn naturally about interacting as a member of society. Be careful if you meet a Jaclynne, there will be a lot of emotional baggage if you get too close, and they are not always honest. If you can work through all the challenges, she can be a good partner. A Jaclynne is much kinder and more sensative to her friends than to her romantic partners.

Jim: dude I met a girl named Jaclynne last night, she was knitting a scarf at a party

Ethan: Why the hell is her name spelled like that

by babyshark331 November 13, 2023