baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

noodle

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

girls will be girls

An easy substitute for 'girls will be arrogant whores.'

- In the case of early-teens anyway.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

Pachinko

What hell is PACHINKO!? PACHINKO is had only JAPAN. and most popular gambling
If you don't know, you never Tell about Japanese culture.
Come on! Try this game!

- Engrish Japanese Sign

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

os

Operating System. Windows is the only one worth your money, with the downside of constant errors (and the blue screen trauma).

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

urban thesaurus

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

pens

badly spelt and pronounced penis

I write with pens

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003