baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Vegemite

A thick, dark-brown bread-spread best put on toast or bread, but known to be spread on other edibles. Very potent in strong doses, able to render your tastebuds on the verge of withering up and dying. If you've grown up around Vegemite then this will have no effect on you.

Promite is better.

Those foreigners, spreading Vegemite on their bread thicker than Peanut Butter or common jam.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Star Wars

A word that you utter from behind someone to see if they turn around. Those who turn around are prone to mocking.

"Star Wars! Haaa, ya looked! What a chump!"

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003