ayb's definitions

raven

A scavenger bird that feeds off dead animals or whatever edible garbage it finds.

The raven is perfectly adapted to city life because the abundance of trash and roadkill gives it less need to scavenge far and wide for food.

by AYB June 15, 2003

repatriate

"Politically-correct" bullshit for DEPORT.

The foreigner was repatriated to his home country because he tried to find a job so he could pay his medical bills.

by AYB July 22, 2003

Libido

The human being's sex drive.

Most of those over-the-counter pills that claim to increase libido are simply snake oil.

by AYB June 27, 2003

MSG'd

Can also mean "ripped off by filler substances in the food".

What happens when you leave a restaurant full and arrive home twenty minutes later hungry.

I swear I ate three plates of food at that buffet restaurant, and I'm hungry again. I've been MSG'd

by AYB May 21, 2003

Dubya

George W. Bush

He failed to capture Osama Bin Ladin, pissed off the world with his Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign, he STILL hasn't found those damned WMDs, and he nearly choked to death on a mere pretzel. He even succeeded in putting America in a huge debt.

Way to go, Dubya!

by AYB May 1, 2003

spammer

A person or organization whose sole purpose is to clog up your email account with junk mail, crappy porn links, credit card offers, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 4 Inches" adverts.

If the hackers really want something challenging to do, they should go after the spammers instead. After all, even hackers would be pissed off with having to delete 40+ spam messages from their inbox daily.

by AYB November 6, 2003

carson daly

A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.

Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.

by AYB June 19, 2003