assmurderer's definitions

Flammobilia

Memorabilia that also happens to be flammable.

Most memorabilia is also flammobilia.

by assmurderer April 12, 2010

Baby Birds

A sexual game in which one partner vomits into the mouth of the other. Oftentimes, they will snowball the material back and fourth, alternating between the role of "baby bird" and "mother bird." The game is named for the way baby birds are fed by their mother in nature.

My teeth are messed up because I played Baby Birds with my girlfriend one too many times.

by assmurderer June 19, 2013

heterochronohomonym

A word, usually an irregular verb, that sounds the same, is spelled the same, and has the same meaning, but differs by tense. For example set is the same in past, present, and past participle form. They lacks 'ed' and 'en' suffixes. 'Read' and 'read' are pronounced differently and hence are heterochronohomographs.

"I set the tables, can I go home?"
"Did you set the tables? Or are you using a heterochronohomonym?

by assmurderer November 9, 2021

Laffensadden

A German term roughly meaning "funny and sad at the same time."

It was laffensadden when I found out the times square elmo was just a racist homeless man in a costume.

by assmurderer August 21, 2013

reverse nautilus

N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.

V. To do the reverse nautilus.

N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.

V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.

by assmurderer January 11, 2010