An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.
Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
by assmurderer June 23, 2011
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It was laffensadden when I found out the times square elmo was just a racist homeless man in a costume.
by assmurderer August 21, 2013
The fear of killing. According to the Center for Mental Disorders (CMD), cidephobia is specified as a condition in which a person either has an intense desire not to kill people, experiences recurrent urges not to kill, or fantasies about a world in which everyone gets along. Cidephobia is recognized as a clinical disorder by the CDM. It has been shown in numerous studies that cidephobia has negative effects on a person's ability to enjoy killing. If you or a loved one suffer from cidephobia, they should see a psychiatrist immediately.
John: Hey Paul! Kill that mofo!
Paul: I can't due to my cidephobia.
John: Aw damn Paul, you seriously need to get some help.
Paul: I can't due to my cidephobia.
John: Aw damn Paul, you seriously need to get some help.
by assmurderer September 14, 2009