helen hunt cunt

more vile than a regular cunt
she is worse than that, she is a Helen Hunt Cunt.
by assmaster June 11, 2006
mugGet the helen hunt cuntmug.

triple double

When a female of questionable virtue has sexual intercourse, simultaneously, in every orifice with three strapping young men, and has another three chaps waiting in the wings.
me and my homies were giving it to this dirty skank in every hole and she had another posse lined up for round two.
by assmaster May 23, 2004
mugGet the triple doublemug.

penis kisser

the penis kisser got jiggy with my lippy piper all night and i blasted his face with wet cum.
by assmaster June 14, 2003
mugGet the penis kissermug.

pubicle

it's the white thing at the end of a pubic hair
by assmaster August 21, 2003
mugGet the pubiclemug.

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.
Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.
by assmaster September 01, 2003
mugGet the borkagemug.