someone who does shitty things that aren't illegal (maybe slightly illegal) for their own benefit. not to be confused with "assholes" who do shitty things that don't benefit anybody.
chooch: taking someone else's drink if they ordered the same thing at Starbucks so you don't have to wait and they do
by ass violator 9000 October 21, 2013
Get the choochmug. Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017
Get the pregnancy wandmug.