Definitions by ass monkey

smash phone

A cheap phone used for illegal porposes that you can smash on the ground when your done with it.

I just got a smash phone for the trap house

smash phone by ass monkey August 16, 2016

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butt fuck

getting a penis in your butt

tommy got it in juvey

butt fuck by ass monkey April 29, 2004

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ass monkey

a nice word for asshole

Dick is a real ass monkey!

ass monkey by ass monkey August 22, 2003

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