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Definitions by ass monkey
smash phone
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A cheap phone used for
illegal
porposes that you can smash
on the ground
when
your done
with it.
I just
got a smash
phone
for the
trap house
smash phone
by
ass monkey
August 16, 2016
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butt fuck
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getting
a penis
in your butt
tommy
got it in
juvey
butt fuck
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ass monkey
April 29, 2004
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ass monkey
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a
nice
word
for
asshole
Dick
is a
real
ass
monkey
!
ass monkey
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ass monkey
August 22, 2003
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