ashten's definitions

VelveDew

A concoction created by southwest Minnesotan's Black Velvet+Mountain Dew = Velvedew

Hey there guy...would you mind mixing me a Velvedew?!

by Ashten June 2, 2018

spoofy woofer

Whatever the hell you want it to be!...Its like a thingy majig...but diferent.

Hand me that there Spoofy Woofer

by Ashten March 13, 2018

Rhannon

a type of horse that smells of flowers and poppyseed muffins

The Rhannon is looking very good today

by ashten January 16, 2008

Fantastical!

A word you use when, A. Trying to one up another person's positivity or B. An expression of the utmost sarcasm most people mistake for you being happy for them.

"So, i actually got up and went to work today!"
"Really!!...that is absolutely fantastical!"

by Ashten May 10, 2018