7 definitions by aries:)

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When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.
Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!
by aries:) March 05, 2010
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Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.
;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!
by aries:) January 05, 2010
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When a chick gives a man head or hand while wearing sunglasses, when he cums, he squirts it all over the glasses and "washes" them.
Sheila: daaaamn tom gave me the windshield washer last night on my marc jacobs
Betty: I wish brady did that!
by aries:) April 22, 2009
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Kissing a guy (or girl) while they have a dip in. Also called an "addictive kiss". The couple end up shareing the pinch.
Thelma Lou and Alan shared a skoal kiss at last nights square dance.
by aries:) November 06, 2009
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A plan to hook up with someone. Have Sex.
Jack: Daamn look at tht hella hottie overthere!
Daniel:Operation Penitration!
by aries:) February 06, 2010
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a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)
(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?
by aries:) March 30, 2009
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When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.
Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!
by aries:) March 12, 2009
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