apathasterbater's definitions

apathasterbate

when you become so full of apathy, you just want to masturbate.

sometimes, when jim's day at work goes so badly, he just wants to do some apathasterbate all over his desk.

by apathasterbater November 29, 2011

buschlightis

A condition had by old men who drink too much busch light. Symptoms include: lack of driver's license, unemployment, drunkenness, and creepiness.

That guy on the bike, who nearly fell into the road as we passed was a definite case of buschlightis.

by apathasterbater September 30, 2016