anonymous pickleperson's definitions

mega thrust-gust

that perfect movement when you use your pelvic area to thrust an item across the room. bonus points if the object hits a girl

Girl: Oh no! He mega thrust-gusted my phone at me!

Boy: Wow, perfect trajectory!

by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021

tampon cult

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.

Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!

by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021

pickleperson

a mexican drug cartel that delivers g-fuel to all the homes of good children.

Kid 1: Yay the pickleperson is coming soon!!
Kid 2: I can’t wait to try G-Fuel!!!

by anonymous pickleperson February 18, 2021

bacon bit

a word fourth graders like to use instead of ‘bitch’

‘You’re such a bacon bit, Tracy!’

by anonymous pickleperson February 18, 2021