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flarp

the act of participating in interspecies sex
Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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chooki

Chooki is the strongest in adelaide. He is shinux's boyfriend. Guy with a big unit
i am chooki and im a unit.
chooki can get his gang to get you all, even if you have knifes.
by Anonymous April 16, 2003
mugGet the chookimug.

HAIMON

son of Kreon, kills himself over lost cuz/bride/lover, who was executed by Haimons father
by Anonymous June 14, 2003
mugGet the HAIMONmug.

40 hands

a game in which the player tapes one 40 to each hand and is not allowed to un-tape them until they have finished drinking the 40s.
"the last thing I remember was starting to play 40 hands"
by anonymous December 20, 2003
mugGet the 40 handsmug.

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
by Anonymous August 8, 2004
mugGet the crap shotmug.

O.A.R.

Best band ever. Changing their lyrics almost every show is wha makes them so incredible.
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
mugGet the O.A.R.mug.

magic wand

Hitachi Magic Wand - The ULTIMATE pleasure device
by Anonymous September 27, 2003
mugGet the magic wandmug.

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