anonymous's definitions

skanky priest

catholic priests that like to bang little kids; child molesters

that black jacket makes him look like a skanky priest

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

jank

vb. 'To jank' is to take something, either by force or by consent.

Also can be used for every other word in the English language.

sorry dude, you can't borrow it because Marcus already janked it.

what is with this jank?

that jank jank is crazy jank.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

fo shizzle dizzle mah nizzle

slang for "for real my friend"

fo shizzle dizzle mah nizzle

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

juliet

loud...very loud, dont mention romeo and juliet or shell bash u

romeo and juliet...shes gonna bash me

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

blackwave

All of the above, and, the blue-haired twin of Peter Jackson.

Dude! I just saw LotR! Wait, did BW direct it? No, it must be his twin.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

mermaid

A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.

Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.

Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.

Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Boy

term for heroin

by Anonymous September 17, 2003