anonymous's definitions

chelcy

The same thing as a queef except when a girl chelcy's its as if she has not showered for days and a small amount of juice comes out.

"i was having sex with my new girlfriend and she chelcy'd all over my dick.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

cock jockey

a dirty cock riding male

see darius khambata
tom vanner
dan brown
james carr

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

fluck

derived from the word fuck, but you can get away with this one.

fluck i ahve just stubbed my toe!

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Piss On Your Face

Response when Dan's mom asked how she could improve her looks.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

leninism

The predecessor to Stalin in the Russian Revolution and leader of the Bolshevik Party. The party sucessfully destroyed the revolution by crushing the workers councils. An enemy of the proletariat.

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

umm stiss

when you stroke your penis up and down it makes an umm - stiss sound

he was beating his penis in the bathroom and you could hear an umm stiss sound from the next room

by Anonymous March 30, 2003