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machete

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.
hey baby, let me show you my machete.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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invert

similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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carpetlicker

A female who has and enjoys oral sex with another female!
"mmmmm tasty," said the female to the other, "You are a good carpetlicker!"
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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vaflu

i'm leaking vaflu
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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julzzie

an beautiful ugly raaat!!!!!
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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dox

To do a DOX is to rox some cox
Will you dox my cox?
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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