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machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
Get the machete mug.the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
Get the Machete mug.similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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