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Mountain monkey

A human being, the majority of the human race excluding arabs, of whom are also mountain monkeys in disquise. You need five fingers, five toes and a marsupial face with a baboon gorillian body to qualify.
Mountain monkey by anon76889 August 22, 2011
A close call like 'that was fucking close.'
that was fucking close, closecall, twfc
twfc by anon76889 July 6, 2011
May be an acronym for 'what you got', or 'i got what you got', 'he got what you got' in gaming

:In other words it could spell out like wgt whgt igwhgt ugwgt wugt.
wugt in your inventory?
wugt by anon76889 July 5, 2011

bitchslap 

a form of slapping someone with the knuckles angled in the way that it breaks their teeth and/or jaw while slapping them at the same time.

After being unconcsious for hours, the prostitute asks her pimp in a dreary state of sub-consciousness, "Waa-waat-haappennened...baabyy immm bleeddinggg" sob "wasatt didd i doo...Wat time is it?" sob, sob-sob, sob, gurgle, spew, blarg, sob

Pimp:"Bitch don't eva disrespect me like dat again. I be da pimp ho. Steal my money again, I bitch slaped yo ass again!"

Another Prostitute in background: "honey he bitch-slapped yo ass"

Prostitute 3: "Damn bitch!! He bitch slapped yo ass...hard!"

Faint verbatory language: "yeah slap dat bitch up" "nigga" "watcha gonna do ho" "steal mah man" "wat now! what?"
bitch slap, bitchslap, bitch-slap, bitch slap yo ass, slap dat bitch up
bitchslap by anon76889 May 30, 2011
short for 'see me now bitch.' Dont' make fun. Proving a valid argument wrong.
SMNB, See me now bitch, smnb!, seemenow
smnb by anon76889 February 24, 2011

Go home jehovah 

To maim, degrade or to lessen.

A derogatory term in the 1940s used today by racists. Is taken from the term, "Go home Jew." Often mistaken for a more spiritual term such as 'go home jehovah!'
jehovah, jew, jewish bread, jewbee, Go home jehovah
Go home jehovah by anon76889 December 6, 2010