annoyedblackguy's definitions

Trouserection

When you sit down with trousers on, and the fly sticks up forming the erectionesque shape.

Girl: LOLOLOL Erection!!!11
Guy: No...Trouserection.
Girl: Closet Gay.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy August 15, 2007

jk

Abbrieviation of "Just Kidding". Often mistaken as an abbrieviation of "Jokes", but this is still a widely accepted form of it.

"Lyke I was jk"
"Lolmfao, jk"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 13, 2006

thunder chunder

When you are feeling like absolute shit, and you vomit...and vomit and vomit, until you can't possibly vomit anymore.

"When he was punched in the gut after that fight and a couple of hundred beers, he thunder chundered"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 22, 2006

xD

Internet smilie, which is now becoming completely void of any meaning whatsoever. Unfortunately, its going the same way as "lol". People are killing "xD" by: Over using it in online games (Eg 1), and putting it at the end of their online names (Eg 2).

Eg 1
Dude 1: "Dude that was lyke pwnage"
Dude 2: "xD"
Dude 1: "xD"
Dude 3: "xD"

Eg 2
"OmFgItZMexD"
"AznPrYdexD"
"BabiiAngelxD"
"XDKnightXD"

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 18, 2006

Msn Gang-banging

The act of inviting all ur contacts to one convo, and laughing as they try to figure out who did it. Can provide hours of fun as pointless arguments arise.
The impatient people leave 1st, then the people who fight.
People who are afk, can stay here for hours, and it has been recorded, for even days. These people generally leave their computers on 24/7.

Guy 1: Fuck John started MSN Gang-banging, and I disconnected 5 freakin' times
Guy 2: That bastard!

by AnnoyedBlackGuy July 24, 2006

Emo Fringe

That annoying fucking hairstyle that male emos have. You know, that flippy thing they do with there hair.

Yeah, I'm emo.
I tried to be individual by having the same fucking hairstyle as the next emo.
Yeah, It's called an Emo Fringe

by AnnoyedBlackGuy January 12, 2007

catch some zeds

Simply means, just trying to get some sleep.

Damn...I haven't slept for 36 hours, I'm going to try to catch some zeds.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy June 18, 2007