angus macfarlane's definitions

uniting church

the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.

i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

gnome

a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on

my brother is a gnome

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

gargoyle

a gargoyle is someone that preseves virgin faith.. hence why they are on alot of churches.... this can be from the creation of a new religion to preserving a womans chastity
and if you are really experienced her virginity as well...
that is why they look hideous and eventually turn to stone
because of what preserving a virgin or virgin faith can do to you...

this church has had so many people do the wrong thing that without the gargoyle people would not know if it was a faith at all

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

zombie

a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within

"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

presbyterian church

the preservers of the faith of god that is all things preserved... ie born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance

the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

reich

the word reich means sovereign rule of power a true reich is gods way of assuming authorities in the world there is however no infinite reich there is only an eternal reich
these rulings are based on the holy bible so each riech has definitive teachings which if you read the holy bible properly you will understand they mean very different things and are given by the god of dynasties

i possess a first reich my right to gods word/ eternal life etc and a third riech the right to a self

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Morman

the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell

i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007