Urban Dictionary: Definitions by andy x

numlock

1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.

"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".

numlock by andy x September 17, 2009

to gain higher social status by virtue of either free admission or privileged admission to a party, gig or club. to be feel like a vip.

"you going to the bum gravy gig tonight"?

"nah, i ain't going unless i get a freebie. i need to be vipped up or it ain't happening"

vipped up by andy x June 30, 2009

a random "next man" who resides away from the central social or cultural area. a peripheral figure who knows not what is going down...

"so did he feel your beat"?

"nah, he's some edge man who dont know the shiznit"

edge man by andy x June 12, 2009

an adjective relating to something of impressive dimensions..

"that beat is whamp"

"boy is whamp, proper tonk though"

whamp by andy x June 12, 2009