andrew briggs's definitions

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air biscuit

Any kind of fart.

Do I sense an air biscuit?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

squealer

A high pitched fart.

Oh my god, did you hear that squealer??!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

kittens' noses

Female nipples.

Look at those kittens' noses.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

turkish delight

When you're eating a woman's pussy and she anal farts in your face or mouth.

I was eating her out when she gave me a Turkish.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Chocolate iceberg

See Poo.

He did a chocolate iceberg.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004