andrew briggs's definitions

Chocolate iceberg

See Poo.

He did a chocolate iceberg.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

painkiller

When someone is shot in the skull.

He needs a painkiller.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air buffet

Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.

biscuit? that was a fucking BUFFET!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.

put that machine gun away dude

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004