anal douche's definitions

cmt

Country music television, a place where hicks can join freely and dance in the nude with a pony tails.But for the chick hicks its different...they clean on those 300 year old washboards in those cover up dressings..But I guess nowadays, anything is better than mtv.

CMT sucks, they need a new good music channel.That combines rock with punk and some hip hop for some flava....yo.

by Anal douche September 14, 2003

queerosexual

Just another way of saying "Fag."

Avril is such a queerosexual, she can't sing for shit mongers, god damn is she a poser, that fuck tart.

by anal douche September 14, 2003

tmh-this may hurt

One of the most god damn funniest sites I've ever god damn seen..god damnit..

This May Hurt is a funny site.Check it out!*winks and puts a thumbs up*

by anal douche September 14, 2003

shit monger

A person who mongs shit.

Jackie:Fuck off, shit monger.
Salesman:But I'm selling douches.
Jackie:Go mong some more shit, shit monger.

by anal douche September 14, 2003