ana von hindenburg's definitions

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

reign in your yapper

not to speak, refuse to give any information

-Dude, you better reign in your yapper about what you saw yesterday or your head is going to roll

by ana von hindenburg October 27, 2010

threesome

when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration

-hey Julie, wanna hook up later today?
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer

by ana von hindenburg May 31, 2012

hang a u

make a u-turn

-I want to go home. Hang a U.
-This is an expressway. Niki Lauda couldn't manage a U-turn here

by ana von hindenburg January 7, 2012

schadenfreude

Taking pleasure in somebody else's misfortune. From German,
also spelled shadenfreude

shrink to a patient:
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
patient:
-schadenfreude

by ana von hindenburg February 25, 2011