anOnymous's definitions

nodge

a chronic bud

hey load that fat ass nodge already

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

laid

To have sex.

I just got laid.

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

by anonymous October 12, 2004

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Computer Genius

A person who can use "Paint" The archaic graphics program bundled with Windows

OMG you're so 31337, you can use Paint. You must be a Computer Genius!

by Anonymous September 13, 2004

gaywad

N. A silly person. Not homosexual, but ridiculous in character or endeavor.

Adj. Foppish

1. Kenny Loggins was great when he was with Messina, but now he's such a gaywad.

2. What's with that gaywad beret?

by Anonymous January 30, 2004

Rugby Union

A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often abuse women sexually. See retards

NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. When will they learn that their code is crap?

see also: hopoate

"Rugby Players enjoy sticking their fingers up other guys asses."

by Anonymous March 4, 2005