panzer division

(n.) Rhythmic noise act from Delaware whom possesses crushing power in which to dominate the civilized world.

You cannot stop PANZER DIVISION crushing power!

by Anonymous June 10, 2004

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

pinkslipping

when the man pulls out part of his partners large intestine following aggressive anal sex

My boyfriend pinkslipped me on Sat night.

by anonymous April 21, 2005

popular girls

spoiled rich girls with new clothes.

Leroy had all the popular girls peeping around corners at him.

by anonymous March 04, 2005

television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.

Television is for Americans aka lazy people.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

by anonymous July 26, 2004

focker dance

dance of the homosexual white male. Usually perfomed while holding a bottle of beer.

Colin wanted to look cool in front of his friends so he started the focker dance.

by anonymous January 26, 2004