cootchie cutter

shorts that are too short

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

by Anonymous October 02, 2003

ralph

Someone to be looked down upon, shamed, or ridiculed in any manner that is degrading.

Person one: Look at that kid! He be tryin to act all coo' wit his g-unit shirt up in this hizzle!
Person two: What a ralph!

by anonymous February 15, 2004

theaker

theaker (noun): one who theaks

That Tom guy would be OK if he weren't such a Theaker

by anonymous January 12, 2004

slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

richs ranger

4 banger that thinks its an 8 cylinder (go ford)

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

boyds mom

A really big whore thats really old.

I went over to boyds mom's house for head

by Anonymous September 26, 2003