Thirsty

When you feel dehydrated and need water

I am thirsty

by an idiot July 22, 2021

Autocorrect

A piece of crap that makes a sentence that makes sense nonsense

Me: *types* autocorrect sucks it should go to hell
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll

by an idiot October 5, 2020

donut question me

Another way to say “Don’t question me!”

Person 1: Hey what is your name
Person 2: Donut question me

by an idiot September 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

now why the fuck did you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

seriously why did you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by an idiot December 9, 2020

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by an idiot May 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Why the heck did you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?

I was too bored so I searched up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by an idiot October 1, 2020

little brother

the cause of my stress

little brother: *sleeping*
me: *shouts in ear* WAKE UP
little brother: *still sleeping*
me: i give up

by an idiot November 13, 2020